Hall of Shame...
Lance Armstrong's betrayal did cost him,
Lost a nut while screwing 'The Tour',
Where cancer holds odds of being beaten,
A narcissist's NEVER been cured!
Way back to 'Shoeless Joe Jackson',
Throwing baseballs - AND games, doncha know.
Why liken talent with 'HERO'?
Seek veracity past the 'Big Show'!
Brett Farve disrespected his wife and his kids,
Mailed his wee-wee to women unasked,
Once a cocky Grid Iron hero,
Now retired, shamed - and unmasked!
Kobe Bryant's a Basketball wonder,
Sexy wife and adorable daughter.
Decided to rape a powerless maid,
Couldn't keep it zipped-up like he ought'er!
Michael Vick was a number ONE draft choice,
The American Dream DOES exist!
Pitting dog against dog to kill or be killed,
Left his legions of fans truly PISSED!
Tiger Woods had the world by the tail,
Presenting an image so bright,
Eighteen holes was just the beginning,
His putter kept swinging all night!
Lend an ear to the pugilist Tyson,
Once second to none in his sport.
He refused to take NO for an answer,
Six years was his sentence in court!
Let's throw in Penn State's Joe Paterno,
As power and greed were his choice.
Sandusky continued to rape little boys,
Yet Joe Pa would give them no voice!
For those who may not be familiar,
The moral is yet to be had:
Your 'HERO' who's scoring those touchdowns?
Could well be some kids DEAD BEAT DAD!
Ya know?
WANT MORE? I'MKAR'N IS FULL OF IT!
- I Forgive You Michael Vick...
He can never change the past, but - he's committed to creating a better future... - I'm Sorry, BUT??
But WHAT? - This Lady is a Tramp!
If I could keep my mouth shut, smile pretty - bite my tongue, On that dumb-ass social ladder - I might climb another rung!