Kevlar for Kiddies: The Fashion Trend Children Are DYING For..
THREE Feet Tall and Bulletproof?
Kevlar for Kiddies: V-Bags, Puffer Kids, T-Shirt Kids, and The Safety Vest...
Say hello to a whole new fashion line and lingo - inspired by folks being mowed down en mass across the Great and 'FREE' country of The United States of America!
This is what the 'Proud and Free' United States of America has become: Terrified parents scrambling to get their hands on the latest 'Post-Newton' fashion craze: Bulletproof shirts, pants, vests, and backpacks - perfect for little Johnny and little Suzie - both for school AND for play!
Fashion for the happy and hopefully LIVELY child - doncha know!
God Bless America...
SO - God Bless America - as the NRA decrees that MORE guns are the answer - and now pledge to take their "Commitment and meaningful contributions" (READ: money and influence) to the members of Congress - in order to further their agenda and strike fear into the hearts of government and people BOTH...
SO - God Bless America - as they now arm TEACHERS in a misguided attempt to stem the flow of blood...
SO - God Bless America - as the gun-toting 'extremists within' foam at the mouth and threaten what? Oh yes - MORE GUN VIOLENCE!
Civil War, in fact...
Language Warning...
Bulletproof Your Babies - It's Your 'RIGHT'..
With twenty years of experience in designing military-grade bulletproof garments - Colombian designer Miguel Cabellaro has very recently expanded into the kiddie market - geared specifically towards American school children - and inspired by the upswing in mass murders - most recently - Sandy Hook!
The products are designed for children ages eight through sixteen - and cost between $150 and $600 per piece - depending on the complexity of their construction. Each piece weighs 2-4 pounds.
Yes, kevlar kiddie wear - and, already, he can't keep up with the flood of orders coming from every corner of the United States!
IF, for some unfathomable reason, you should take issue with this article - which is your First Amendment Right, of course - might I suggest you not waste precious energy on the following statements - as the author definitely won't be wasting her energy replying to them. Again.
"Saying the 2nd Amendment doesn't apply to modern firearms is like saying the 1st Amendment doesn't apply to the Internet and cell phones."
You can't point, shoot, and MASS MURDER with the Internet OR a cell phone!
"We need to defend ourselves for when that time comes that our government turns on us."
This one actually causes me to giggle, I must be honest! HELLO? There IS no defense against your government should it choose - for some unimaginable reason - to turn on you! Wake up and stop smelling the gunpowder - OR POWER!
It's NOT 1776, and today - in modern times - the Government's muskets are WAAAAAY bigger than yours! In other words: Bang, bang - you're DEAD!
"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun - is a good guy with a gun..."
Ok, let's go with that already-proven-incorrect and in my humble opinion - ASININE premise - for just one more wasted nano-second...
If true, one would imagine that the nearly 300,000,000 guns ALREADY floating around the country - HALF of the entire planets guns, by the way - might have already done the trick?
The TRUE truth is exactly the opposite - the good guys aren't winning! If they were - the Parents of America wouldn't be in a frantic panic to bulletproof the Children of America - Against the Guns of America!
"If they try to take our guns away, blood will be running in the streets..."
Have you bothered to take a look outside your window lately? Or....can you not see past the end of the barrel of your gun? Blood is ALREADY running in the streets!
I'm guessing you mean MORE blood? Excellent idea!
Kevlar for Kiddies...
Yea or Nay?
If there were an official opinon poll - would you be 'for' or 'against' gun regulations for automatic weapons and the ammunition that makes them lethal?
In Closing - A Riddle...
In closing I offer a little riddle: What's the differrnce between a 1776 one-shot flintlock Musket and a 2013 fully automatic AK 47?
Answer: According to the NRA and the extremists within? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
I'm thinking we should start teaching the kiddies how to 'dodge' bullets - instead of balls.
They're starting to really annoy the gun fanatics by continuing to get in the way of their precious 2nd Amendment BULLETS!
WANT MORE? I'MKAR'N IS FULL OF IT...
- Shoot From the LIP - Not From the HIP...
Words are sharp as knives - Can slice and dice through crap, Plus ammunition's free for all - ANY time one snaps! - Education: Now - THIS Would Be a Curriculum!
Can you spell A-S-S B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S? If not - you're in good company! - If LIFE Doesn't Kill You - NOTHING WILL
Using the LIFT - Nary mounting a STAIR, Blood pressure SUCKS and so does HEALTH CARE! - AMERICA: BY The NRA and FOR The NRA?
What the FACT is going on here: TWO out of every FIVE guns changing hands in the United States are sold WITHOUT documentation OR background checks! - Amend The Second Amendment...
It has become abundantly clear that whatever those NRA supporters are protecting - it's NOT the health and welfare of the general population at large...
