ImKarn23

Punnacious Communicatrix Extraordinaire who freezes her skinny ass off in Canada!

I use humor and sarcasm to get me through the day - and the cold,

I adore my dog, tolerate my kids, and enjoy poker, Harleys, yoga, dancing, horses, shoes - and WORDS!

Words are sexier than Elvis and blue suede shoes combined! And - that's sayin' something!

I specialize in - or like to think I specialize in - human psychology, fitness, current events, celebrities, fashion - and MEN! My mission - which I have chosen to accept - is to learn, inform, and amuse!

I try to be grateful every single day - for every single day! I believe that life's too short for envy and anger - and greed truly pisses me off!

My wish is that people could be kinder to one another, pull their heads out of their...iThingies..(and other places) - and - o, yeah - dress better!

Is that too much to ask?

If you absolutely ADORE what I write - and I so hope that you do - feel free to share it with all your friends and neighbors.

And countrymen, for that matter!

I promise - I won't mind a bit!

Hope you're smiling!

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